221bitssmallerontheoutside:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

fuckin cats man

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

officialunitedstates:

I think there should be follower drafts like war drafting except everyone follows me or they go to jail

"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(Source: totallymorgan)

  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

freewillisanillusion:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra

(Source: legendarystar-lord)

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship